Mr. Webster
    by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart
    Ev'ryone in town knew Mr. Webster;
  He worked at the bank for forty years.
  And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out
  For sixty-eight dollars clear.
    And thru the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies
  And each time Frizby promised him a raise.
    They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster
  Everyone from the bank was there.
  They had a cake and flowers ordered special
  And Frizby had a speech prepared.
    And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription
  "To Mr. Webster, with regards."
    Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster
  Said, "Sorry...stop...Cannot attend..
  I've flown away and taken all your money
  Wish you were here to help me spend."
    And one by one all the people left the party
  And Mr. Frizby locked the door.